What Are Your Favorite Jalopnik Articles Of All Time?

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Ledbull's post yesterday reminded me of one of the more hilarious posts from the time before Kinja - !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . That got me thinking about some of the all-time great posts that there have been on here. One of my favorites would definitely be Ray's mom's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but I am confident that there are many fantastic posts from that past that I am forgetting about.

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How about you? What are your all-time favorite Jalopnik posts?


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:18

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Holy hell. Uh. Busy at work today. Commenting so that I come back and leave my own personal list. There are a lot.


Kinja'd!!! Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:24

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I'll never forget the firestorm from SLR guy.

http://jalopnik.com/395947/douche-…

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Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:25

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Someone is gonna mention it and it may as well be me. How Ferrari Spins .

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Kinja'd!!! pauljones > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:28

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There are two that will always stand out to me for having made me laugh my ass off not just at the time that they were published, but for a long time afterwords:

1) The Clap-Infected Koala

http://jalopnik.com/398574/aussie-…

An article by Ben Wojdyla about a Koala that got hit by a car doing 65 mph and walked away unscathed, only for veterinarians to find out that he had the clap.

2) The Ford Freestyle review

I can't find the link, but this was the article that started it all for the old Wes' ass meme, which lived a longer and more comic life than any other internet meme I have ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:49

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Davey G's Fast as a Shark series, the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage.

Now with links!

Fast as a Shark

Jalopnik Fantasy Garage


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Gamecat235
09/24/2013 at 12:57

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#1: space shuttle theft guide (and subsequent hilarity in the comments).

Honorable mention for the dinner with Engineers series (I'm a Torch fanboy, ok?).

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Kinja'd!!! Driver_41 > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 12:59

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I never comment but I have to come out of the woodwork for this one. No article will ever beat Sam Smith's CTS-V food roadtrip where he becomes delirious and begins to measure features of the car in jelly donuts. It also makes me really miss the long-form articles that used to pop up on Jalopnik from time to time. Link: http://jalopnik.com/5596968/cadill…

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Kinja'd!!! Patrick George > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 14:06

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Besides everything *I* have ever written (obviously), this one was always a favorite:

I Sold Everything To Buy A Lamborghini And Drive Across The Country

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Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 14:23

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I always loved that one too. As a 350z owner I have done this once to my best friend. I recently brought it up with him and he revealed that it "took everything I had not to puke all over the trunk of your car"

Good on him, though he was the one who insisted on riding back there in the first place.


Kinja'd!!! Rob Emslie > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 14:38

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I'm not usually one to toot my own horn, but I've always considered this to be my crowning achievement:

http://jalopnik.com/5309705/1985-d…


Kinja'd!!! Turner950s > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 15:12

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When my former car made it on to NPOCP!

http://jalopnik.com/5875377/for-18…


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > J. Walter Weatherman
09/24/2013 at 19:12

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I was going to ask this question yesterday damn it! I even wrote it out and shit!

It's a hard question. Probably the How To Drive Fast articles.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 16:34

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I'm a simpleton. I like hacked road signs.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 21:05

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un motivational posters